Jingyi has discovered the Yikes app. Jingyi has a budding addiction to the Yikes app. Jingyi is cornering the next person to pass by into doing something fun(!) so he can record it and put it up on Yikes.
The explanation is this, which he launches into as soon as he spots his next candidate: "Okay so you just have to hold my sword and when I throw this at you, you just have to hit it before it hits you." He is holding various past-ripe winter fruits that he has collected from the grocery store. The selection of apples, one miserable banana, and...well, that's a potato. Still. They don't look too squishy. "And then you get a score, depending on how many you hit or do not. And then we go find someone else and see how they do!"
What do fish have to do with anything? (NEF App)
Jingyi is...baffled, to say the least. He found the app and its profiles and his profile in particular.
So now he is hanging out, in public (hanging out around the town proper on a bench nearby, or next to the lake, or in his living room), fussing with his phone. The next person who walks by gets a, "Do you have one of these?" and the phone with his profile open unceremoniously thrust beneath their nose.
"Dragon" out of Bed in the Morning—Backdated to ~Dec 20thish
Morning at the Bachelor Pad dawns winter-late and brings with it gifts! Namely, upon the front porch, Jingyi has discovered that the technicians made good on their promise of a ghost-eating dragon.
He is. Over the moon.
The thing is a pale blue, recognizably Lan blue, and a bit long and noodly with little wings and white tufts of downy feather stuff along its spine and at its joints. He has not yet named it, just figured out that it is, indeed, friendly, as specified.
(That morning): He does not actually kick the front door in. He does spiritually kick the front door in and break about eighteen different Lan rules by shouting, "MY DRAGON GOT HERE!!" while holding said dragon in his arms like a long-suffering cat.
(That afternoon): Jingyi honestly has no idea how to take care of a dragon. Cloud Recesses has never allowed pets, so his knowledge of animal husbandry is restricted to rabbits and horses, and he has certainly never lived with any type of animal indoors. Maybe the dragon is a little like a dog? Dogs need...walks? So here he is, taking his dragon for a walk along the lakeshore. It (he?) seems to like sniffing around the icy edge of the frozen lake, at least, and getting the fuzzy down all over its legs muddy-wet.
What Year is It?—Jan 16+
At the end of the two weeks, Jingyi drags himself to consciousness at early o'clock as usual and drags himself down to the kitchen to start making breakfast equally as usual. He notices nothing amiss until he is in the middle of eating said breakfast, dragon curled up on his lap and refusing to move, and he is poking around his phone. The date is wrong? Er. That is...weird.
Come to think of it, more of the perishables had gone and perished a lot faster than he had anticipated. (Thank goodness for all of Gilia's preserved stuff.)
The rest of the day feels a bit subtly off, too.
Anyone he encounters, either in his house or as he wanders into town to go to the grocery store to restock on said perishables (dragon at his heels, just in case of rogue ghosts; he had the weirdest dreams last night), gets a casual hello and a, "Hey, so, did you wake up to anything weird this morning?"
Blackout Conditions (Closed to Cabinmates~)—Jan 21st
To be fair, Jingyi is used to not having electricity, so he copes like he would if he were stuck anywhere in a creepy cabin in a horror bubble full of ghosts and bullshit. He lights candles and camps out in the living room on the couch as the snow piles up past the windows.
The biggest issue is the forced inactivity. Jingyi is all but bouncing off the walls, and for the moment, going through his sword forms seems like the thing to do, right? He is pretty focused on waving his sword around without knocking anything over; anyone coming in takes him right by surprise as he swings toward them with a startled stabbing motion.
Wildcard!
Text him, maybe, if you saw his Yikes fruit challenges, or want to give him shit about his NEF profile, or you'd like to help him train his poor dragon to not try and murder any fierce corpses(coughcough).
Lan Jingyi | MDZS | OTA
Fruit Swordsperson Challenge (Yikes! App)
Jingyi has discovered the Yikes app.
Jingyi has a budding addiction to the Yikes app.
Jingyi is cornering the next person to pass by into doing something fun(!) so he can record it and put it up on Yikes.
The explanation is this, which he launches into as soon as he spots his next candidate: "Okay so you just have to hold my sword and when I throw this at you, you just have to hit it before it hits you." He is holding various past-ripe winter fruits that he has collected from the grocery store. The selection of apples, one miserable banana, and...well, that's a potato. Still. They don't look too squishy. "And then you get a score, depending on how many you hit or do not. And then we go find someone else and see how they do!"
What do fish have to do with anything? (NEF App)
Jingyi is...baffled, to say the least. He found the app and its profiles and his profile in particular.
Case in point: Jingyi's Profile.
So now he is hanging out, in public (hanging out around the town proper on a bench nearby, or next to the lake, or in his living room), fussing with his phone. The next person who walks by gets a, "Do you have one of these?" and the phone with his profile open unceremoniously thrust beneath their nose.
"Dragon" out of Bed in the Morning—Backdated to ~Dec 20thish
Morning at the Bachelor Pad dawns winter-late and brings with it gifts! Namely, upon the front porch, Jingyi has discovered that the technicians made good on their promise of a ghost-eating dragon.
He is. Over the moon.
The thing is a pale blue, recognizably Lan blue, and a bit long and noodly with little wings and white tufts of downy feather stuff along its spine and at its joints. He has not yet named it, just figured out that it is, indeed, friendly, as specified.
(That morning): He does not actually kick the front door in. He does spiritually kick the front door in and break about eighteen different Lan rules by shouting, "MY DRAGON GOT HERE!!" while holding said dragon in his arms like a long-suffering cat.
(That afternoon): Jingyi honestly has no idea how to take care of a dragon. Cloud Recesses has never allowed pets, so his knowledge of animal husbandry is restricted to rabbits and horses, and he has certainly never lived with any type of animal indoors. Maybe the dragon is a little like a dog? Dogs need...walks? So here he is, taking his dragon for a walk along the lakeshore. It (he?) seems to like sniffing around the icy edge of the frozen lake, at least, and getting the fuzzy down all over its legs muddy-wet.
What Year is It?—Jan 16+
At the end of the two weeks, Jingyi drags himself to consciousness at early o'clock as usual and drags himself down to the kitchen to start making breakfast equally as usual. He notices nothing amiss until he is in the middle of eating said breakfast, dragon curled up on his lap and refusing to move, and he is poking around his phone. The date is wrong? Er. That is...weird.
Come to think of it, more of the perishables had gone and perished a lot faster than he had anticipated. (Thank goodness for all of Gilia's preserved stuff.)
The rest of the day feels a bit subtly off, too.
Anyone he encounters, either in his house or as he wanders into town to go to the grocery store to restock on said perishables (dragon at his heels, just in case of rogue ghosts; he had the weirdest dreams last night), gets a casual hello and a, "Hey, so, did you wake up to anything weird this morning?"
Blackout Conditions (Closed to Cabinmates~)—Jan 21st
To be fair, Jingyi is used to not having electricity, so he copes like he would if he were stuck anywhere in a creepy cabin in a horror bubble full of ghosts and bullshit. He lights candles and camps out in the living room on the couch as the snow piles up past the windows.
The biggest issue is the forced inactivity. Jingyi is all but bouncing off the walls, and for the moment, going through his sword forms seems like the thing to do, right? He is pretty focused on waving his sword around without knocking anything over; anyone coming in takes him right by surprise as he swings toward them with a startled stabbing motion.
Wildcard!
Text him, maybe, if you saw his Yikes fruit challenges, or want to give him shit about his NEF profile, or you'd like to help him train his poor dragon to not try and murder any fierce corpses(coughcough).