[for the love of god and all that is holy, huaisang, if you don't jump— “if you don't catch me, i'll die and haunt you!” joke's on him, he hasn't had those powers in almost a whole-ass year now, but klaus chuckles anyway.]
Yeah, yeah, you wouldn't be the first!
[not like he's much help, standing there, the goddamn twig of a man he is, trying to convince this poor fool to let himself fall out the tree. little does huaisang know, the idiot's planning on either levitating himself up to catch or using the telekinesis to simply stop him mid-air just before he hits his arms then he'd scoop him up. whatever he's gonna do, he better decide fast, the guy's already let himself fall!
klaus pushes off his tiptoes, activating his telekinetic abilities at just the right moment to propel himself higher up, both arms stretching out aaand— nailed it, he catches huaisang right underneath his shoulders and the bend of his knees with far less effort than it has any right to be.
then, once he's able to, the prick has the audacity to say,] See? I told you so. [with the biggest shit-eating grin he can manage.]
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Yeah, yeah, you wouldn't be the first!
[not like he's much help, standing there, the goddamn twig of a man he is, trying to convince this poor fool to let himself fall out the tree. little does huaisang know, the idiot's planning on either levitating himself up to catch or using the telekinesis to simply stop him mid-air just before he hits his arms then he'd scoop him up. whatever he's gonna do, he better decide fast, the guy's already let himself fall!
klaus pushes off his tiptoes, activating his telekinetic abilities at just the right moment to propel himself higher up, both arms stretching out aaand— nailed it, he catches huaisang right underneath his shoulders and the bend of his knees with far less effort than it has any right to be.
then, once he's able to, the prick has the audacity to say,] See? I told you so. [with the biggest shit-eating grin he can manage.]