klαus hαrgrєєvєs [ȶɦɛ ֆɛǟռƈɛ] (
channellings) wrote in
vestigelogs2020-07-07 01:26 am
lake party invite + mingle (open)
Who: any and everyone!
Where: the lake and nearby!
When: right now! (july 7th, afternoon)
What: motha 👏 fuckin 👏 lake 👏 party
Warnings: Language (!!!) for now, will be added as needed!

[no, this is not a joke and yes, it's an actual invite to a party over the network from the username: cock.licking.idiot (and no, that's not a joke, either).
those who decide that they'd rather not be square will arrive at some unspecified patch of lake shore (thanks, klaus) at a similarly unspecified time (good work, asshat) to discover that something resembling a slapdash but heartfelt lake party along the northern waterfront. a couple of tables have been dragged out of nearby cabins and now hold a probably inadvisable quantity of foods, at least half of which don't belong at a party by any means. is this what rationing looks like? this is definitely what rationing looks like. there's also an alcohol table, filled pretty sparsely early on in the party but gathering bottles and cans throughout the day. (word of mod says feel free to wing it on what kind of alcohol we have!).
a number of chairs sit in a wobbly line in the stone-filled waterfront sand, most of them not meant for beachgoing but nearly all of them able to recline. about fifty feet down the beach seems to be the splash zone, where all water horseplay exists well out of range of splashing those sitting in beachside chairs. some people dive or cannonball off the mostly-sturdy pier, while others seem to be batting around a-... is that a beach ball they have? no, it seems to be a balloon that says "get well soon". how fitting. please, someone bring them a fucking beach ball.
(this is a mingle! go ahead and make top-levels or tag into other people's.)]
Where: the lake and nearby!
When: right now! (july 7th, afternoon)
What: motha 👏 fuckin 👏 lake 👏 party
Warnings: Language (!!!) for now, will be added as needed!

[no, this is not a joke and yes, it's an actual invite to a party over the network from the username: cock.licking.idiot (and no, that's not a joke, either).
those who decide that they'd rather not be square will arrive at some unspecified patch of lake shore (thanks, klaus) at a similarly unspecified time (good work, asshat) to discover that something resembling a slapdash but heartfelt lake party along the northern waterfront. a couple of tables have been dragged out of nearby cabins and now hold a probably inadvisable quantity of foods, at least half of which don't belong at a party by any means. is this what rationing looks like? this is definitely what rationing looks like. there's also an alcohol table, filled pretty sparsely early on in the party but gathering bottles and cans throughout the day. (word of mod says feel free to wing it on what kind of alcohol we have!).
a number of chairs sit in a wobbly line in the stone-filled waterfront sand, most of them not meant for beachgoing but nearly all of them able to recline. about fifty feet down the beach seems to be the splash zone, where all water horseplay exists well out of range of splashing those sitting in beachside chairs. some people dive or cannonball off the mostly-sturdy pier, while others seem to be batting around a-... is that a beach ball they have? no, it seems to be a balloon that says "get well soon". how fitting. please, someone bring them a fucking beach ball.
(this is a mingle! go ahead and make top-levels or tag into other people's.)]

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alright well the joke went right over your head so gonna make a note of that
anyway uh you can definitely say that again
i've always got at least one knife on me at all times here in spooksville
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Good. I'm glad you are armed. Do you know how to fight?
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uh yyyeah i can fight? for the most part
having the telekinesis sort of helps out a whole lot
[weird... why does jiang cheng care?]
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What telekinesis?
Just don't be useless. This place is dangerous and I don't have the time to protect you!
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telekinesis? the ability to move shit with your mind
holy shit i'm not useless!! for almost a whole year of my life i wasn't!
guess it's good i don't need you to protect me p:
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You are YOU
[ Which, in his book, says everything. Even if Klaus allegedly can make things float with his mind. ]
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appreciate the insistence though it's real sweet
and me being me is exactly why i'll be fine
[don't forget, he can heal, too! or perhaps jiang cheng doesn't know about that yet? eventually, he'll learn.]
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You are frail.
[ Yes, he just went there, Klaus. ]
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oh honey no you're wrong about that
but it's cute that you think so
i've got powers beyond your imagination
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I don't believe you.
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yeah? come and say it to my face
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[ Except if he needs to go there to yell at him in person, that is. ]
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candy-ass
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What does that even mean! Stop talking nonsense!
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called you
a big fat coward
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YOU ARE DEAD!
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or maybe he just zapped his phone with Zidian. ]