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klαus hαrgrєєvєs [ȶɦɛ ֆɛǟռƈɛ] ([personal profile] channellings) wrote in [community profile] vestigelogs2020-07-07 01:26 am

lake party invite + mingle (open)

Who: any and everyone!
Where: the lake and nearby!
When: right now! (july 7th, afternoon)
What: motha 👏 fuckin 👏 lake 👏 party
Warnings: Language (!!!) for now, will be added as needed!



[no, this is not a joke and yes, it's an actual invite to a party over the network from the username: cock.licking.idiot (and no, that's not a joke, either).

those who decide that they'd rather not be square will arrive at some unspecified patch of lake shore (thanks, klaus) at a similarly unspecified time (good work, asshat) to discover that something resembling a slapdash but heartfelt lake party along the northern waterfront. a couple of tables have been dragged out of nearby cabins and now hold a probably inadvisable quantity of foods, at least half of which don't belong at a party by any means. is this what rationing looks like? this is definitely what rationing looks like. there's also an alcohol table, filled pretty sparsely early on in the party but gathering bottles and cans throughout the day. (word of mod says feel free to wing it on what kind of alcohol we have!).

a number of chairs sit in a wobbly line in the stone-filled waterfront sand, most of them not meant for beachgoing but nearly all of them able to recline. about fifty feet down the beach seems to be the splash zone, where all water horseplay exists well out of range of splashing those sitting in beachside chairs. some people dive or cannonball off the mostly-sturdy pier, while others seem to be batting around a-... is that a beach ball they have? no, it seems to be a balloon that says "get well soon". how fitting. please, someone bring them a fucking beach ball.

(this is a mingle! go ahead and make top-levels or tag into other people's.)
]
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[personal profile] porndealer 2020-08-14 09:46 pm (UTC)(link)
You broke it! How else were we supposed to open it?!

[This isn't all his fault! At the next attempted grab Huaisang dances back and around the table, making it even harder for Jiang Cheng to catch him.]

Jiang-zongzhu- [Yes he's going to keep calling him that til he's not trying to murder him over an alcohol can.] Calm down, calm down, it's only got you wet. Look the lake is there you can clean off!

[Huaisang points towards said lake, partially ducked next to the table in case Jiang Cheng tries to swipe at him with his sword.]
Edited (Fat fingers and phone keyboards are a disaster) 2020-08-14 21:53 (UTC)
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[personal profile] legbreakings 2020-08-18 09:30 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm not going to get myself even more wet! My robes are ruined enough as is!

[ He's going to be scrubbing that disgusting brew out of his robes for ages! How terrible!

Jiang Cheng may be outraged but he isn't actually angry enough to try earnestly swiping at him with his sword. He does mock stab towards him, though, chasing Huaisang towards the lake now. ]


If you like the lake that much, how about you jump into it!
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[personal profile] porndealer 2020-08-18 11:35 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oh no! Now he's being chased and or herded towards the lake and he'll try to skirt around Jiang Cheng but that sword sure is pointy looking.

Not that he thinks he'd really hurt him with it... but he sure seems angry.]


What?! No! It's too deep I'd drown!

[Huaisang whimpers as he stands near the edge of the lake, clutching his fan nervously.]

I-I can't swim, Jiang-xiong. Don't make me go in there. Please?
[Oh so now that he's begging for his "life" Jiang Cheng is his friend again.]